Virtual Wifey | The Future of Intelligent Virtual Assistants
Virtual Wifey delivers the future of intelligent virtual assistants — today. Think high quality human capital assets are hard to find? Think again. Entrust your personal or professional tasks to Virtual Wifey. Staffing Solutions — Our intelligent virtual assistants are work-from-home rock stars with proof of concept — assisting some of the world’s top executives with their to-do lists and getting it done.
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“In my experience an offshore virtual assistant is like cheap counterfeit designer goods. Low quality. Virtual Wifey is the luxury brand on Rodeo Drive — the Rolls Royce of virtual assistants. Beautiful, intelligent, useful virtual assistants. Virtual Wifey delivers concierge virtual assistant experience to executives. And the quality in deliverables is 5-star. Of course, I’m worth it.” Max C., Virtual Wifey Client
Forget subjecting yourself to failure, procrastination and mind-boggling incompetence and errors from offshore virtual assistants. Go virtual.
“Enough is enough. After burning through work hours and dragging out projects I had first hand experience and a front row seat to the Greatest Procrastination Show On Planet Earth — the offshore virtual assistant agency we hired delivered work riddled with errors and results that screamed incompetence. Excuses, excuses. Always excuses. The majority of offshore virtual assistants give zero F**Ks about our expectations, deadlines or projects and the precious commodity of our time. I went virtual out of necessity and to save sanity, keep costs in line and rediscover the joy of competence, efficiency and perfectionism in a virtual assistant. Hands down, Virtual Wifey is our best kept secret to success, project after project.” L. Banks , Virtual Wifey Client
Forget the excruciating torture of missed, deep, restorative and health optimizing sleep and induced insomnia just to stay up to communicate and manage projects with offshore virtual assistants on their unholy timezones. Go virtual and indulge in sleep, the ultimate luxury.
“I started getting deep, dark, ghoulish under eye circles and bags, became irritable, suffered from anxiety, gained 100 + pounds and had so many health problems from missing sleep after dealing with an offshore virtual assistant — I’m sure had I not terminated the arrangement I was on a one way trip to burn out and premature death. You think you’re cutting costs and coming out ahead by working with offshore assistants but that’s a lie we keep telling ourselves. Virtual Wifey makes me feel like a V.I.P. , they really care about me — the person behind the title or the project. My dedicated Virtual Wifey is the virtual assistant I never knew I was missing. She optimizes my life in more ways than I could have ever imagined and she understands that my sleep really is the ultimate luxury. I’m sold.” P.J. K., Virtual Wifey Client
Forget wasting value time trying to get offshore virtual assistants up to speed on the project or trying to explain nuances that we take for granted. Go virtual because Virtual Wifey gets it.
“The time it took to try to explain to my offshore virtual assistant why we do things a certain way here in America was hair follicle, fall out inducing, hella frustrating and an absolute time bandit. I went virtual and added a team of Virtual Wifey VA pros who just get it. Refreshing.” Jo P. , Virtual Wifey Client
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“Let’s just say my offshore virtual assistant wasn’t easy on the eyeballs. Woof! I enthusiastically signed up for Virtual Wifey’s Work Wifey plan and I have no regrets. I genuinely enjoy video conference calls with my new beautiful Work Wifey virtual assistant. She represents my firm well and has a great attitude. I close more deals now that she acts a a spokesmodel, sales lead and virtual meeting hostess. I also get plenty of compliments about her beauty, fashion style and sophistication from all of the guys at corporate. To be honest, she makes me look good. Go virtual, fellas. Go virtual. ”
Forget divulging your confidential matters to offshore virtual assistants exposing yourself to the threat of corporate espionage or worse. Who in the hell knows who you are dealing with? Are you willing to take that risk? Go virtual to get American background checked virtual assistants — many with security clearances to entrust your professional affairs.
“I had no idea who in the heck I was dealing with. Unsurprisingly, an offshore company launched a clone of a project I was leading just a few weeks after I worked with an offshore virtual assistant. You can’t always entrust confidential matters nor intellectual property to offshore virtual assistants. Their NDAs are meaningless. The chain of command and eyes on your private projects are an open book. Go virtual for vetted, background checked, security clearance VAs who protect your IP. Thanks Virtual Wifey.” Marvin. F. , Virtual Wifey Client
Forget language barriers or cultural barriers that slow you down when burdened with offshore virtual assistants. Go virtual for diversity of thought. Virtual Wifey speaks your language and has command mastery of cultural intelligence.
” I could not understand a word he was saying because of his painfully thick and quite frankly stressful accent and broken English. It was an auditory assault. Meetings were unproductive — akin to a WTF guessing game simply trying decode his poor English speaking skills. Now I don’t have to deal with puzzling decoding guessing games, fill in the blanks wordplay or worry about language barriers with Virtual Wifey. My on-demand Virtual Wifey speaks my language, is a polyglot and they offer translation services in 20+ languages when I have meetings or need to prepare reports for my offshore colleagues. Go Virtual to solve language barrier puzzles, for clarity and comprehension. These gals get it.” — Abe V., Virtual Wifey Client
“My projects were constantly derailed when I had an offshore virtual assistant from a third world country. How do they ever get anything done? They’d don’t. Procrastination, poor work ethic, missing deadlines is business as usual per the offshore virtual assistant. They had so many holidays and were constantly taking off of work that I was constantly left in the lurch. No more. I went virtual. Virtual Wifey works on my schedule. Period. No missed deadlines, no excuses, no derailed projects. Keep making American business great again, Virtual Wifey.” — Ted S. Virtual Wifey Client
Forget missed deadlines and excuses from offshore virtual assistants. When failure is not an option and you need American Exceptionalism Grade results, go virtual. Virtual Wifey — The Future of Intelligent Virtual Assistants.
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Step I. Select from our Virtual Wifey roster of beautiful, intelligent, useful Virtual Wifeys.
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Virtual Wifey aims to help clients optimize every area of their lives serving as wise counsel, trusted advocate, support system, the ultimate productivity hack to achieve business growth, attract more clients or increase sales, profits and income, or serve as moral compass, feed back loop, optimize health, eliminate stress, boost immunity, provide wellness, nutrition, weight loss, mental health, executive, life, career, relationship and wealth coaching and more.
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Enjoy doing more of the things you love with the people you love most and leave the work to Wifey. Our beautiful, intelligent, American Virtual Assistants are background checked, most have active security clearances, are grad school and Ivy League educated, have command mastery of English, many are polyglots with strong interpersonal and intrapersonal skills, team players and task oriented, hyper-efficient and possess the skill sets ambitious interlocked network executives depend on to gain that extra edge in the corporate arena, boost productivity, secure new clients, increase corporate profitability and incomes, manage stress and achieve the ultimate work life balance.
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